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New North Korean Nuclear Weapon System More than Meets The Eye?

After threatening "a new form of Nuclear test" this past Sunday, North Korean Dictator, and noted WMD enthusiast, Kim Jong-un seems to have rolled out the big guns, emphaiss on "Roll Out."

Seen here "inspecting" the Decepti-Kim, North Korea's not so benevolent dictator seems delighted with his nuclear entry into the Third Party Transformers market.

The Korean Central News Agency of DPRK report:

DPRK Robots Will Crush the U.S. Mainland like a Boiled Pumpkin: Expert
Pyongyang, March 30 (KCNA) -- A three-dimensional war to be fought by the Democratic People's Republic of Korea against the U.S. will take place not only in the Korean Peninsula but also in the U.S. mainland, Yang Ho Il, a department head of Kim Il Sung Military University, told KCNA.

He said:

If the U.S. and its followers persist in military provocation against the DPRK, a new war will be unavoidable.

What I want to point out is that Songun (military-first) Korea has beefed up its robotic stealth capabilities for six decades to cope with a possible total war.

The country has already finished building shelters at all institutions, industrial establishments and residential quarters, in which all necessary measures were taken against any enemy nuclear and robot attack.

But, things go opposite in the United States.

The U.S. mainland, which has experienced no gunshot from foreign forces, is totally exposed to such military attack. In a word, the U.S. mainland is similar to a boiled pumpkin.

This vast territory will inevitably turn into a living hell of appalling disasters by the annihilating strikes to be dealt by the Korean People's Army.

The U.S is advised to always keep in mind that the DPRK is a sole country in the world with firm will and disguisable robotic warriors to deal a heavy blow at its mainland.


Note: Ender only altered two sentences and the title in this real KCNA news report. It is unknown whose epic robot that really is. April Fools!

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