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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - Movie - IMAX Theater Release

Having spent the better part of the last 24 hours contemplating Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, I have finally developed an opinion of it. It was not an easy task.

I enjoyed it; there is no question of that. Having been thoroughly disappointed in Michael Bay’s first outing into the Transformers universe, I was delighted to find in its sequel a single, coherent (if convoluted) plot; significant, occasionally enjoyable, Transformer dialogue; and much improved and more frequent action sequences.

As I left, however, I noticed I had a dull pain forming in my skull and slowly came to the realization that it was a side effect of the 223 times this movie made me roll my eyes skyward in disgust, usually accompanied by a sigh of disapproval. While I felt I had had a good time, it was clear from start to finish there was a lot not to like.

The story, while more engrossing than its predecessor, is retcon’d out the wahzoo. The biggest and goofiest one of these retcons is the Fallen himself, or as he might be more accurately described, Palpatine Prime. The Decepticons have way more personality – which is unbridled awesome – but they get undercut by this beefed-up side character.

Not to mention, for robots, the Decepticons seem to have a distracting amount of problems with dental hygiene, ptyalism, and, surprisingly, infant mortality.

The Autobot team felt a little underplayed. Like the look of Sideswipe, Arcee and the bikes? Too bad! Buckle up for unending cavalcade of Skids and Mudflap scenes! They’re hard to look at and offensive to listen to. So inappropriate is the stereotyped performance it calls for a quick head count that reveals Sgt. Epps might as well have been named Lando.

Their humor is funny… for about 30 seconds. Too bad they’re onscreen for an hour.

Revenge shifts focus a ton. We’re all over the place in this movie. It’s a slagging travelogue.

Despite one or two good lines, John Turturro was largely wasted in the last movie. Not so this time. He has more to do – and even gets a sidekick.

Shia LaBeouf, with whom I’m normally impressed, is a little up and down. Sometimes he just doesn’t seem to be into it. Maybe it has something to do with the proximity of shooting dates to when he was injured.

Megan Fox delivers a better performance than the last film, but you might not see it as her entire head is concealed behind her giant new lips. They are so unnaturally large, made up, and focused on in every shot she may as well be wearing a clown nose. They’re like their own special effect. ILM could have done those better.

The two leads still have no chemistry. Sam and Mikaela’s relationship seems like it’s two months old, not two years. Their manufactured relationship problems are a your cue to take a bathroom break.

Has anyone noticed that since this movie is two years later, they were 22ish playing sophomores in high school in the last movie? How… Disney channel.

Planning to see RotF in IMAX? Bring a sick bag.

The camera work during battle is much better than the first: shots are longer, and I almost always felt like I could tell what was going on. Big improvement.

However, when there are just humans on screen… watch out! They need to spice those shots up apparently, especially if nothing is on fire. There was one spinning shot in particular during which 90% of the theatergoers grabbed their armrests and reared back a little to adjust equilibrium and prevent mass reverse peristalsis. This seems to be a bit much for a “two shot.”

Julie White and the always awesome Kevin Dunn are back as Sam’s parents and they rule. One scene with his mom goes on for a bit long, but mostly these two character actors give the film its only real emotional grounding. Which is kind of sad because they’re mostly for comic relief.

Very solid performances from Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson. Their duo was just as engrossing as the first film, but actually felt like part of the plot this time around. I could have stood to have seen more of them.

The battles in this film are all amazing. Not only does Revenge have enough Transformer action in it to justify the Transformers title, it has all the Transformer action the last movie needed to justify the title. Then it adds some more in just for good measure.

Devastator is big. That’s the only nice thing I can say about him or his negligible part in the film.

Starscream and Megatron are awesome in this movie – if only they could ditch that 4-issue Dreamwave nobody…

And then we have Optimus Prime. The leader of the Autobots, while not in as much of the film as one could hope, will keep me coming back to this movie again and again. Prime is amazing. Gone is the rag-doll Megatron tossed around at the end of movie one. He has been replaced with 15 tons of red and blue skidplate-kicking vengeance. He made me giddy.

Herein lies my problem. This movie is not good. It’s filled with continuity problems, plot holes, poor cinematography, flagrant unapologetic sexism, and negative racial stereotypes. There’s even an unnecessarily disturbing torture scene. It has a toy line aimed at 5 year olds but should be viewed by no one younger than 13.

But I really enjoyed it! How could I with this laundry list (that would be much longer with spoilers) of complaints? Because I am a G1, Prime-obsessed fanboy.

I’m not sure how anyone else could make it through this movie. I’m not surprised the reviews have been so bad. It’s not only poorly made, it’s offensive to boot.

I’m planning to see it again, possibly several more times. I’ll even happily endure Sam’s never-ending one-socked relay race (which might as well have ended with him and Megatron jumping in potato sacks, as silly as it was getting). With the ’07 movie, one trip to the theater was enough, but not this time. When I get the DVD, I’ll watch it again and again, and I’ll enjoy it. However, it’ll be on the same level I enjoy Masters of the Universe, The Super Mario Bros. Movie, and Howard the Duck. Movies that I take great pleasure in, but do not recommend. Because they’re bad.

So in the end it turns out the only feeling I can muster for Revenge of the Fallen is ambivalence.

I like it, but it’s crap.



ReviewerEnder  
DateJune 25th 2009  
Score 5 stars (5 out of 10)  
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truegrit
2009-06-29
5:12 pm

the duplicate Constructicons bothered me too, although I _suppose_ it could explain the Devastator toy. You never do see the Devastator vehicles turn into robots before they become Devastator. Bugstomper's multi-con theory might just be spot-on. Then the toy would actually be accurate instead of... read more 
SoundwaveRavageDT
2009-06-27
8:41 pm

the one thing i hated about the decepticons was all the ones that were hatched that looked the same. i call them the default decepticons. what bay should have done was had no default decepticons and one set of constructions (long haul, mixmaster, rampage, scrapper, and whatever the other ones were)... read more 
SoundwaveRavageDT
2009-06-27
8:29 pm

I still think it would have been nice to give characters like jolt and sideswipe some more lines and parts. im sure im not the only one who thought sideswipe was badass and there was so much potential for him. i also think they should have developed soundwave and ravage a little more, or at least k... read more 
Littlecat0
2009-06-27
8:16 am

I said in my opinion. And let me tell you that im not the only one to think so and btw this is transformers the plot was never gone into too much detail in G1 either. And we had 2 new autobots and they didnt take too long to understand how they acted. and the rest of the new comer sutobots didnt ... read more 
bugstomper1973
2009-06-27
7:21 am

My sarcasm sense is tingling! 
formerly nortagem
2009-06-27
6:26 am

Highs and Lows are a good way to describe it. I also felt the same about a good majority of the bots...I could pick more up from the bios off the back of the box than what I was given in the film. And Sideways...talk about not realizing who they were before they were gone! Don't worry, n... read more 
G1Alumni
2009-06-27
6:01 am

For me, this movie has both its highs and lows, though they go to the extremes in both ways. Call me crazy, but would it kill Bay to put them all standing in a lineup or something? So much work went into those bots, and most of them were offscreen Small gripes, really. I know I'm nitpicking, ... read more 
SoundwaveRavageDT
2009-06-27
2:41 am

WOW. "arguing over something in a message board is like winning a medal in the special olmpics." ive never heard that one before clap clap clap. i apluade your originality. 
bugstomper1973
2009-06-26
11:25 pm

And I can't agree with these guys more. 'Shoving' y'r opinion down someone's throat and arguing about why this movie is great or not in the message boards here or any other forum dedicated to Transformers on the Internet is like winning a medal in the Special Olympics. Even if... read more 
SoundwaveRavageDT
2009-06-26
6:38 pm

i agree with you that skids and mudflap were hilarious and im glad im not the only one who thinks that but how could you have possibly enjoyed leo as a character. he was fucking stupid. 
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