Our 6th Annual Beast Wars #carol is a parody of the classic song ‘The Little Drummer Boy’. With a special appearance by #DavidKaye, the voice of #Megatron in Beast Wars, Beast Machines and the Unicron Trilogy, as well as Optimus Prime on Transformers #Animated ( #TFA ). Piano for ‘O Holy Night’ and ‘Little Drummer Boy’ performed by Garry Chalk.
David Kaye: Across the inter-web it has come to this, Garry Chalk. Holiday to holiday. Song to song. Winter is coming, yesss. Have you anything to say, Maximal scum? Written by Candice.
Garry Chalk: Once again, David Kaye, you Predacon popinjay*, we are exchanging holiday greetings. Well, that’s just prime. Let’s do this. Written by Garry.
*Popinjay: pop·in·jay /ˈpäpənˌjā/ noun: a vain or conceited person, especially one who dresses or behaves extravagantly; a conceited, foppish, or excessively talkative person.
'A Real Bummer, Megs' Destroy the monkey, -Megatron said. Brought back to life, you see, -he thought I was dead. I foiled his plans again, -so, in your face, Megs! ‘Cause he would not bargain, -and the rest of us fled, -The wasp lost his head, -Too bad for the Preds.
So to anger him, -I hid his ducky. without him looking.
Silly tyrant, -I never give up. Let it go, if I were you, -to save your own rump. Stop these insane attacks, -they’re getting old fast. I get right back on track, -I know you’ve been told, -I’ll never be sold, -Back into the fold.
Mock him I must confess, -ba-na-na-na-na, when I say, ‘Yessss’!
Meggy nodded, -his plan was topnotch. Mess with the timeline, -not on my watch! Well, isn’t that just prime, -his plans will be botched. Merged my spark with the truck, -grew five times his size! -Now look at him cry. -Sent his Preds home to hide.
Then he gave no smirks, -and quit his pursuit. Sometimes crazy works.
